Little Ditty

Itty-bitty
little ditty;
Is it witty,
or just bitty?

A Computer Haiku

Many fewer bits,
A feat of compression.
I pray: no data lost.

sylvester's theorem

A mathematician, Sylvester,
Had a wife he would often pester,
"When i raised the rank,
The nullity shrank."
"Add them," she said, so he kissed her.