A few of these are original. There is also a good math joke in Is Mathematics a Science?
- Die Menschen sind schlecht: jeder denkt an sich; nur ich denk an mich.
- Think slowly: a mind is a terrible thing to haste.
- Wissen ist Macht. Ich weiss nichts, es macht nichts.
- You can lead students to knowledge, but you can't make them think.
- How computer scientists look at trees:
- Did you hear about poor HAL? Dave disconnected his processor and he went down with the chip.
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