Comic Relief
A few of these are original. There is also a good math joke in Is Mathematics a Science?
- Die Menschen sind schlecht: jeder denkt an sich; nur ich denk an mich.
- Think slowly: a mind is a terrible thing to haste.
- Wissen ist Macht. Ich weiss nichts, es macht nichts.
- You can lead students to knowledge, but you can't make them think.
- How computer scientists look at trees:
- Did you hear about poor HAL? Dave disconnected his processor and he went down with the chip.
Stefan Bilaniuk
Department of Mathematics
Trent University
Maintained by Stefan Bilaniuk. Last updated 1997.09.02.