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ln(e4) (√1024) + 6(12) - 8(23) = 16
The lon of e to the four
Times the square root of ten twenty-four
Adding six dozen please
Minus eight twenty-three's
Is sixteen, case is closed, shut the door.
Chris Cole
(∫13 t3 dt × 7 ) + ( 2 × 11 ) - 2 = 160
The integral of tee cubed dee tee
Starting from one to the number three
Multiplied by seven
Plus two times eleven
Minus two is one hundred sixty
Kim Lu
0 < x < 10 & 9x = (ab)10 & (a+b) - 5 = 4
tween zero and ten take a number
times it by nine and avoid blunder
then add the two digits
and subtract five from it
to get four, isn't it a wonder
Deeba Khan
The sum from t equals one to three
Of seven to the exponent t
PLus three t plus seven
All over eleven
Equals about thirty nine point three
Laura M. Wood
( √9/1 + 7 + 10 )2 - 20 = 380
The square root of nine divided by one
Is added to seven plus ten,
Put wisely in square
Subtracting a score
Becomes multiplication of ten.
Olga Antonova
5log39 + 25-0.5 + √16 + 0.18 = 2560.5
Let us add the the log of nine times five
To twenty-five to minus point five,
And square root of sixteen,
And zero point eighteen,
Get two five six to zero point five.
Oxana Condracova
μ = 11 & { [ ( 13 × 2 + 2 ) + 19 × 2 ] / μ } × 7 = 42
A Baker's dozen times then plus two
plus nineteen doubled, all divided by μ
μ is eleven
times all with seven
So the meaning of life is forty-two.
David Henderson
ab10 - (a+b) = 9x
Taking any two digit number
Then simply adding it together
and then subtracting it
from what was started with
is multiples of nine, no wonder!
Deeba Khan
ln(ln(sin(t)))' = cot(t) / ln(sin(t))
When the natural log's twice composed
With itself and sine t, I suppose,
Though complex it may be,
It's derivative, see,
Is cotan by "lawn" sine, so you know.
Michael Lavoie
(∫13 t3 dt + 11 - 7 ) × 5 = 120
The integral of tee cubed dee tee
Starting from one to the number three
Adding on eleven
Subtracted by seven
Times five gives you one hundred twenty
Kim Lu
∫ tan6(x) sec4(x) dx = (1/7)tan7(x) + (1/9)tan9(x) + C
To integrate tan(x) to the sixth
times the secant squared squared dx predicts
an outcome of (1/7)tan
to the seventh and
(1/9)tan to the nine plus C for a quick fix.
Joanne Sortberg
∫-11 earctan(y)/(1+y2) dy = eπ/4 - e-π/4
To integrate e to arctan(y)
over 1+y2 dy and lies
between -1 and 1
shouldbe easily done
as e to π/4 minus e to -π/4
Joanne Sortberg
∫ x2/(x+1) dx = x(½x-1) - x + ln|x+1| + C
To integrate x2 over
x+1 dx moreover
can be easily done
as x times ½x-1
minus x + ln|x+1| grover.
Joanne Sortberg
The integral of t squared dt
Is a simple problem, you will see
If you just take the time
To read on with this rhyme,
It's just one third of t cubed plus c.
Laura M. Wood
A mathematician named Erdös
Found proofs that would cause him to sweardös:
"By the hook or the crook
That came straight from the Book!
And I know how they're so very raredös."
Michael Lavoie
3, 4, 5; from this, the theory stems
6, 8, 10; will solve all your problems
There is no where to hide
All these numbers abide
To the Pythagorean Theorem
Linh Phan
The product rule says that, when h(x)
Equals f of x times g of x
The result of h prime
Of x is f(x) times
g prime x plus f prime x g(x)
Tam Nhan